““I have this theory about smart people. If you’re smart, you’re either the only person in your family who’s smart, or everybody in the family is smart. No in-between.”
I considered this. “I think I come from the everybody’s smart category. But they don’t apply their smarts to… larger picture pursuits. That includes me.””

“People don't know how great you are. People don't know how smart you are. These are the smart people. These are the smart people. These are really the smart people. And they never like to say it, but I say it. And I'm a smart person. These are the smart. We have the smartest people. We have the smartest people. And they know it. Some say it, but they hate to say it. But we have the smartest people.”

“Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.”

“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”

“When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things.”

“I look back and think I'm a smart person! What the hell was I thinking?”

“If smart people are parodying it, that's a sure sign that some less smart people are believing it.”

“Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.”

“"You think you're so smart" is never a compliment; the only thing worse than being smart is thinking that you are.”

“It’s in Latin.”
“So? What does it say?”
“I don’t read Latin!”
“You’re kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn’t that the international language for smart people?”