
“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”
Books, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
Source: When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
“Comfort” is no test of truth; on the contrary, truth is often far from being “comfortable.”
Pearls of Wisdom
In response to the question, "You're comfortable with same-sex marriage now?" Meet the Press (May 6, 2012)
2010s
“All is vanity and everybody's vain. Women are terribly vain. So are men — more so, if possible.”
"On Vanity and Vanities".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)