“I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.”

—  Daniel Handler , book The Beatrice Letters

The Beatrice Letters (2006)

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