Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, known for his works of science fiction …
Asimov Laughs Again (1992)
General sources
Variant: If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster. Časopis LIFE, január 1984
Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, known for his works of science fiction …
Asimov Laughs Again (1992)
General sources
“I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.”
Keith Richards (1943) British rock musician, member of The Rolling Stones
Miles Davis (1926–1991) American jazz musician
During an interview, after growing aggravated about questions on the subject of race.
1980s
Source: Jet (25 March 1985)
“I think if I had my life to live over again, I'd do things a little different.”
Ty Cobb (1886–1961) American baseball player
Statement made in 1961, as quoted in Voices from Cooperstown : Baseball's Hall of Famers Tell It Like It Was (1998) by Anthony J. Connor, p. 286
Context: I think if I had my life to live over again, I'd do things a little different. I was aggressive, perhaps too aggressive. Maybe I went too far. I always had to be right in any argument I was in, I always had to be first in everything. I do indeed think I would have done some things different. And if I had I believe I would have had more friends.
“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs