“How is it possible that our parents lied to us?"

"Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter bunny, um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school. This wont hurt a bit. Your face will freeze like that…"

"Everythings going to be alright.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

Source: Runaways, Vol. 1: Pride and Joy

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American screenwriter, comic book creator 1976

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