“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”

“When our inner child is not nurtured and nourished, our minds gradually close to new ideas, unprofitable commitments and the surprises of the Spirit.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”

“Inside every adult was a child, or so it is said. Professor Petra Mayer was different. Inside Petra Mayer was an impossibly beautiful, barefoot adolescent who wouldn’t have been seen dead giving her inner child the time of day.”

“Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.”

“Bless me and the maze I'm in!
Hello, thingy spirit.”

“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”

“Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching Screenwipe, a programme all about television.”

“Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”