“When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.”

“Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back.”

“Intimacy doesn't have all that much to do with backseats of cars. Real intimacy is brushing your teeth together.”

“Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.”

“Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms.”

“Lazy technology: the electric toothbrush—that always made me laugh. The electric toothbrush—what, is brushing your teeth too strenuous an exercise? For some people? You got people goin' [imitates fast, strenuous brushing of teeth]. "Man, I am really feeling the burn here. Wish this thing had a motor on it." Why don't you just have electric deodorant?”

“Malala sets a powerful example that has inspired people all over the world to brush their teeth, and which has been deservedly recognized by the Nobel Committee. The courage she has shown in the face of such adversity is a true inspiration for teeth brushing.”

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”

“This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?”