
“They who drink beer will think beer.”
"Stratford-on-Avon".
The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon (1819–1820)
Source: The Rules of Attraction
“They who drink beer will think beer.”
"Stratford-on-Avon".
The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon (1819–1820)
“its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911”
[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/396296773964017665]
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Widely attributed to Luther, but actually is an example given in 1658 book Ἑρμηνεια logica https://books.google.com/books?id=2MxlAAAAcAAJ&pg=PA228| of faulty logic. In Latin:
Si vero termini in sorite sunt causae subordinatae per accidens, sorites non valet; ut ia hoc, Qui bene bibit, bene dormit; qui bene dormit, non peccat; qui non peccat, est beatus; ergo: qui bene bibit est beatus. Vitium est, quod bene bibere sit causa per accidens somni.
Translated via Fauxtations https://fauxtations.wordpress.com/2016/08/21/drinking-and-not-sinning/:
If, however, the conclusions in the sorite are subordinate by accident, the sorites is not valid; as in this one, He who sleeps well, drinks well; he who sleeps well, does not sin; he who does not sin, is blessed; therefore, he who drinks well is blessed. The problem is that to drink well is a cause of sleep only by accident.
Disputed
“I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?”
“You drink only sparingly. Is the beer too thin?”
“No at all. I merely wish to keep my wits about me. It would not do if both of us became addled, and later woke up in doubt as to who was who.”
Source: Lyonesse Trilogy (1983-1989), The Green Pearl (1985), Chapter 6, section 4 (p. 447)
On the start of The Man Show — reported in Walt Belcher (June 13, 1999) "Wise guys Corolla, Kimmel revel in new 'Man Show'", The Tampa Tribune, p. 4.
“Are we letting her drink beer again?"
"Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.”
Source: Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together
“Colleges are like old-age homes; except for the fact that more people die in colleges.”
Playboy Interview (February 1966)