“Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”

“The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.”

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

“tonight it taco night" -rachel (cam's mom)”

“Don't judge your taco by its price”

“No respectable Sikh family would buy art merely for its aesthetic qualities.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“Don't start telling me buildings are works of art, because I don't buy it.”

“Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.”

“Art is a hideously painful business, you know. Pity me! Or at least buy me a drink.”