“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”

“We get together with people because they're the same or because they're different, and in the end we split with them for exactly the same reasons.”

“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.”

“This horrible decade where all of us men tried to be individual rebels…by wearing the exact same flaming skull on a bedazzled Ed Hardy thermal. I have three of them, I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with you.”

“Icke: The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous, Terry, so I'm glad that there's been so much laughter in the audience tonight.
Wogan: But they're laughing at you. They're not laughing with you.
Icke: I don't care.”

“When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?”

“I'm ridiculous to feel ridiculous when I'm not.
You must
be laughing at me
for feeling you are laughing at me
if you are not laughing at me.”

“China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.”

“Is someone you know anorexic? A good joke would be to tell them that they're fat. They'll laugh because anorexic people aren't fat. HAHAH”

“We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we’re happy because we laugh.”