“If you were a woman, all I'd have to say is 'Colin Firth in a wet shirt' and you'd say 'Ah.”

“He said 'woman' in the same way I'd say 'Mmmm, yummy chocolate.”

“Ah, Woman has no look so sweet
As that, when, half afraid to meet
The look she loves, blushes betray
All the suppressed glance would say.”

“man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.”

“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok”

“When you say of the making of ballads and songs that it is woman's work
You forget all the fighting poets that have been in every land.”

“I had a shirt made up that says, "I consistently make poor life choices." The shirt was not very popular.”

“Sydney, this is the kind of shirt that says, ‘You’re never getting in here.”

“What say you to such a supper with such a woman?”

“In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking wet.”