“A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”

“If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.”

“Definitions had to be like a fat man’s belt - big enough to cover the subject but elastic enough to allow for change.”

“Keep me alive. Keep me alive long enough for me to conquer the animal within myself. Long enough for me to learn to partner myself with a woman who is better and stronger than me. Long enough for me to reconcile myself with my brothers. Long enough to be as good a man as my father, and as good as my mother, too.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting.”

“If the syntax is good enough for the information, it should be good enough for the meta-information.”

“A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to prove you're a lady.”

“Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady”

“For a woman, love is the highest dream, and if a man promises to build a ladder tall enough to reach it, she believes him, hikes up her skirt, and follows him to the stars.”