“You show me someone who can’t understand people and I’ll show you someone who has built up a false image of himself.”

“Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock.”

“If someone like you showed up to abduct me, I'd let you.”

“Show me a guy who is afraid of looking bad and I’ll show you a guy you can beat every time.”

“Question number one is from someone who calls himself "The Controvert." He says, "Hi, Tina, I love you in the show. In my humble opinion, when a show pushes the boundaries, you end up with a lot of passionate people on both sides. What do you think of the criticism the show gets?" I think that people who say they love the show and they think it's great and they write good reviews of it, are-are correct and that people who don't like the show for any reason are probably-they're just confusing it with Studio 60.”

“When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.”

“Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser.”

“Well, you have to find that rare someone for whom you’re not putting on a show. Someone who shines a spotlight in your direction—not because you’re who they need you to be, or who they want you to be…just because you’re you.”

“Women are their own worst enemies. And guilt is the main weapon of self-torture…Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.”

“They talk about a life of brotherly love? Show me someone who knows how to live it.”