“I am Nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“I'm still a nobody, when am I not going to be a nobody?”

“I am nobody! Who are you? Are you a nobody, too?”

“I am nobody's stepping stone!”

“I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.”

“Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.”

“I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, music that nobody else has heard, and art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it, because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded than everyone who surrounds me.”