“I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.”

“I knew there was never anyone to blame when people get into drugs. They're always responsible for their own behavior, and it's not the dealer, and it's not the friend, it's not the childhood.”

“What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?”

“The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.”

“…I realized that once people are broken in certain ways they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one.”

“Well…like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again…”

“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”

“That’s because, like everyone else on the planet, you believed that time would teach you to grow closer to God. But time doesn’t teach; it merely brings us a sense of weariness and of growing older.”

“I used to think the years would go by in order, that you get older one year at a time. But it's not like that. It happens overnight.”

“Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.”