“All Children Have Brain Damage!”

“Sometimes a little brain damage can help.”

“In this world, there is a fine line between enlightenment and brain damage.”

“Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.”

“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”

“I think managers have realized that most software people are slightly brain damaged, that they're off on their own planets.”

“Which was worse: a friend with brain damage, or one who despised you?”

“EFI is this other Intel brain-damage (the first one being ACPI).”

“Books, the children of the brain.”

“We all make mistakes - we fall in love with tenors and sopranoes even though tenors are as dumb as quarrelsome women, because high tones damage their brains.”