“Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

— Ilona Andrews

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American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Curran

“I love Slim-Jims so much, I once called their hotline. I swear to God. I told them, "I got your next billion-dollar idea." And the lady on the other end goes, "Oh, do tell." I said, "Alright. Men love beer and Slim-Jims. So, what you need to do, is drill a hole in the middle of that Slim-Jim… so we can suck beer through it and take a bite of Slim Jim! [Audience cheers] Yeah. GENIUS!… She hung up on me.”

Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor

15° Off Cool (2007)

“Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!”

Markiplier (1989) American YouTuber and Internet personality

…I'm very sorry."
Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)
Source: Calm Time | MOST DISTURBING GAME, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, November 23, 2013, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQQLZ6mRyrE,

“So that means that Peter…" I swallowed. "That his full name was Peter Parker."
"Yeah"
I burst into tears. "Oh, my God! I killed Spiderman!”

Michelle Rowen (1971) Canadian writer

Source: Fanged & Fabulous

“Isabelle!" he called again. "Let down your raven hair!'
"Oh my God," Clary muttered. "There was something in that blood Raphael gave you, wasn't there? I'm going to kill him.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Heavenly Fire

Source: City of Heavenly Fire

“Oh! My proscenium is killing me!”

Kerry Jackson

Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006)

“Oh, It's going to be so easy to kill you", scoffed Opal.”

Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books

Source: The Criminal Mastermind Collection, Bks 1-3

“Yes, this is Diane calling from the hospital. I just called to tell you that your ex-girlfriend Mia was killed today. She was helping retards and one of them exploded.” And i thought that was so hysterical. and then he calls me up later and is like, “do you think this is true?” “yes, craig. exploding retards is a huge epidemic in our country.”

Kyle Cease (1977) American actor

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“It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a”

James Patterson (1947) American author

Source: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“Alison, I know this world is killing you.
Oh, Alison, my aim is true.
My aim is true.”

Elvis Costello (1954) English singer-songwriter

Alison
Song lyrics, My Aim Is True (1977)

“Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

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