“I can't join a gym! I'm depressed, not suicidal!”

“I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!”

“sup? i'm working. on what? my suicide note. i can't figure out how to end it. lol”

“A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.”

“Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.”

“If war production should remain the only way out of a long-term depression, industrial society would be reduced to the choice between suicide through total war or suicide through total depression.”

“The depression and suicidal fantasies of three years ago are nothing but a memory to me now.”

“People get the wrong idea about me, they think I'm depressed or something - I'm not depressed. I don't wish that I was dead, I wish... that you were all dead.”

“How can I join one of the parties? All their slogans and propaganda, it seems so damn - silly. How the hell can I get exited about clean teeth and underarm odor. People kill each other over these trifles… it doesn't make sense. There's going to be suicidal civil war, if that amendment passes, and I'm supposed to join one side or the other?”

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”