“You can't blame a match for a house made of straw”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson”

“You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere.”

“You can't blame me sure the killer was my son
but I didn't teach him to pull the trigger of the gun
It's the killing on this tv screen
you can't blame me it's those images he's seen.
Well you can't blame me says the media man
Well I wasn't the one who came up with the plan
And I just point my camera at what the people want to see
Man it's a two way mirror and you can't blame me.”

“Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts?”

“Your waistline may be spreading but you can't blame it on the expansion of the universe.”

“Pictures of politicians preen across our TV screens, pretensions plaques and posters fill our minds and magazines. Promises a burning match, igniting dreams of straw…”

“The truth is messy. It's raw and uncomfortable. You can't blame people for preferring lies.”

“Someone had to be blamed. Someone had to die. (…) What you can't understand, you destroy.”

“It's a match made in heaven… by a retarded angel.”