“No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.”

“When information is cheap, attention becomes expensive.”

“Talent is cheap; dedication is expensive. It will cost you your life.”

“Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don't expect it from cheap people.”

“I'm not in politics for cheap cheers; if I was I could probably have had a safe Tory seat years ago. I'm in it, among other things, because I want to help stop the immigration which is destroying this and every other white nation in the world. Then I want to see that deadly tide turned.”

“Cheer the bull, or cheer the bear; cheer both, and you will be trampled and eaten.”

“Life? Bah! It has no value. Of cheap things it is the cheapest.”

“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”

“If you think eating healthy is expensive… just wait till you see the medical bills from eating cheap, crappy food.”

“Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.”