“there was a reason why there was only a single stairway to heaven, but an entire highway to hell.”

“"Is he in heaven? Is he in hell?"
"There is no heaven. There is no hell."
"There is no heaven? There is no hell?"
"That's all in your mind."”

“Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?”

“Mind can make a hell of heaven. Or a heaven of hell.”

“The mind is a universe and can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.”

“animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. neither do I. maybe that's why we get along”

“Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.”

“They say that in the second before our death, each of us understands the real reason for our existence, and out of that moment, heaven or hell is born.”

“If heaven is the reason and dieing is the door, than why aren't we all leaving what's the drama for?”

“If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”