“Oh, I would while away the hours,
Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,
I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,
If I only had a schlong.”

—  Christopher Moore, book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

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