“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?"
"Poisoned peanut butter."
"Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”