“And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.”

“[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."”

“A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.”

“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”

“Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?”

“People always like to make up stories. I am not planning on getting married. Then again, I might wake up tomorrow and decide to get married!”

“I want to marry her, when I grow up to be a man.”

“Loving, we've been loving, but sometimes hate is better
You can't keep out the killers with love, man
Hating, we've been hating, but only love can heal up the hate ~ Nightfriends”

“There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.”

“If a lady dislike a man with a beard, eavesdropping men will react by shaving off their beards. This, however, will result in them resembling women.”