“Trying to win an argument with an irrational person is like trying to teach a cat to snorkel by providing written instructions. No matter how clear your instructions, it won't work. Your best strategy is to reduce the time you spend in that sort of situation.”

— Scott Adams , book The Joy of Work

Source: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

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