“At this point, it's not even a high-level controversy. This isn't House of Cards. Like, this isn't even Veep. It wouldn't even qualify for Blue's Clues.”

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The Crosswicks Journal, A Circle of Quiet (1972)
Context: It isn't always the middle-aged who refuse to listen, who will not even try to understand another point of view. One boy would not get it through his head that for all adults God is not an old man in a white beard sitting on a cloud. As far as this boy was concerned, this old gentleman was the adult's god, and therefore he did not believe in God.

Source: Foxfire: Confessions of a Girl Gang

Often apocryphally and jokingly attributed to Lennon in an interview where he was asked whether fellow Beatle Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/john-lennon-ringo-best-drummer/
Misattributed

Source: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

Source: High Fidelity

George works for a higher power. http://www.yeartosuccess.com/public/Inspiration_from_George_Foreman.html

Source: Laughable Loves

Source: Changes

Variant: I love you, even if there isn’t any me, or any love, or even any life. I love you.
Source: Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda: The Love Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald