“Monica was glad Walter was married, so she didn’t have to go into any of the other reasons she didn’t want to get involved with him, such as the fact that he had the intellectual depth of mayonnaise.”

—  Dave Barry

Source: Novels, Big Trouble (1999), Chapter 7

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