“I went to a record store and asked for 50 Cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
Do You Believe in Gosh?
“I went to a record store and asked for 50 Cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
“I used to work in a record store. I'm kind of a record nerd.”
Patrick Stump (1984) American musician
TV.com
“Yeah, I was a postcard, I was a record
I was a camera until I went blind”
Conor Oberst (1980) American musician
train under water
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning (2005)
Clare Fischer (1928–2012) American keyboardist, composer, arranger, and bandleader
As quoted in "Clare Fischer: The Best Kept Secret in Jazz" http://www.artistinterviews.eu/?page_id=5&parent_id=22/
Barbara Walters (1929) American broadcast journalist, author, and television personality
Occasionally attributed to Walters; actually said by Earl Warren, as quoted in Sports Illustrated (July 22, 1968).
Misattributed
“History is nothing but assisted and recorded memory.”
George Santayana (1863–1952) 20th-century Spanish-American philosopher associated with Pragmatism
Source: The Life of Reason: The Phases of Human Progress (1905-1906), Vol. V, Reason in Science, Ch. 2 "History"
Context: History is nothing but assisted and recorded memory. It might almost be said to be no science at all, if memory and faith in memory were not what science necessarily rest on. In order to sift evidence we must rely on some witness, and we must trust experience before we proceed to expand it. The line between what is known scientifically and what has to be assumed in order to support knowledge is impossible to draw. Memory itself is an internal rumour; and when to this hearsay within the mind we add the falsified echoes that reach us from others, we have but a shifting and unseizable basis to build upon. The picture we frame of the past changes continually and grows every day less similar to the original experience which it purports to describe.
Michael Jackson (1958–2009) American singer, songwriter and dancer
Remarks at National Action Network headquarters (9 July 2002)