“Perfectly coloured to be camouflaged totally in a 60's living room, the zebra has powerful legs and a thirst for blood!”

“I am very happy with what I see. The grey, the not-so grey and the camouflaged That's life. One has to live with it.”

“A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.”

“There's room for saying things in bright shiny colours.”

“Just the same way the challenge has total power on the aggressor side, have total power on the defense side. Don't give the challenge any power on the defense side.”

“I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.”

“A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted — in the air. A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. A reactionary is a somnambulist walking backwards. A liberal is a man who uses his legs and his hands at the behest — at the command — of his head.”

“Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.”

“You can't leave me alone," she said, following him into the living room.
"Yes," he corrected, "I can. You'll be perfectly safe."
"The front door's off!"
"Well, yes. You'll be perfectly safe as long as they don't come through the front door.”

“That’s how it went, wasn’t it Zebra?”