“Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.”
Stephen King book The Gunslinger
Source: The Gunslinger
P. 311 http://books.google.com/books?id=3xRbAAAAMAAJ&q=&quot;for+experience+teacheth+me+that+straight+trees+have+crooked+roots&quot;&pg=PA311#v=onepage <br class="br">Euphues and his England
“Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.”
Stephen King book The Gunslinger
Source: The Gunslinger
“Straight down the Crooked Lane,
And all round the Square.”
Thomas Hood (1799–1845) British writer
A Plain Direction http://www.gutenberg.org/files/15652/15652-h/15652-h.htm#poem_135, st. 1. <br class="br">1820s
“Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.”
Immanuel Kant book Idea for a Universal History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose
Idea for a General History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose (1784), Proposition 6.
Variant translations: Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be built.
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
Never a straight thing was made from the crooked timber of man.
Source: Idea for a Universal History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose
“Crooked cards and straight whiskey,
Slow horses and fast women.”
Kenneth Rexroth (1905–1982) American poet, writer, anarchist, academic and conscientious objector
“God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked.”
Horace Mann (1796–1859) American politician
The Common School Journal, Vol. V, No. 18 (15 September 1843)
“Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius.”
William Blake book The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
Source: 1790s, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (1790–1793), Proverbs of Hell, Line 66
Dylan Thomas (1914–1953) Welsh poet and writer
" The Force That Through the Green Fuse Drives the Flower http://www.internal.org/view_poem.phtml?poemID=266" (1934), st. 1
“To make more plans than an explorer or a crook, yet to be infected at the will's very root.”
Emil M. Cioran (1911–1995) Romanian philosopher and essayist
The New Gods (1969)
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) German philosopher, poet, composer, cultural critic, and classical philologist
Source: Sämtliche Werke: Kritische Studienausgabe in 15 Einzelbänden