“Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.”
Stephen King book The Gunslinger
Source: The Gunslinger
A Plain Direction http://www.gutenberg.org/files/15652/15652-h/15652-h.htm#poem_135, st. 1. <br class="br">1820s
“Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.”
Stephen King book The Gunslinger
Source: The Gunslinger
“Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.”
Immanuel Kant book Idea for a Universal History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose
Idea for a General History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose (1784), Proposition 6.
Variant translations: Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be built.
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
Never a straight thing was made from the crooked timber of man.
Source: Idea for a Universal History with a Cosmopolitan Purpose
“Crooked cards and straight whiskey,
Slow horses and fast women.”
Kenneth Rexroth (1905–1982) American poet, writer, anarchist, academic and conscientious objector
“God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked.”
Horace Mann (1796–1859) American politician
The Common School Journal, Vol. V, No. 18 (15 September 1843)
“For experience teacheth me that straight trees have crooked roots.”
P. 311 http://books.google.com/books?id=3xRbAAAAMAAJ&q=&quot;for+experience+teacheth+me+that+straight+trees+have+crooked+roots&quot;&pg=PA311#v=onepage <br class="br">Euphues and his England
Phil Brown (footballer) (1959) English association football player and manager
7-Jan-2006, DCFC website
You're just going to have to work that one out for yourself.
“Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius.”
William Blake book The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
Source: 1790s, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell (1790–1793), Proverbs of Hell, Line 66
David Orrell (1962) Canadian mathematician
Source: The Other Side Of The Coin (2008), Chapter 7, Straight Versus Crooked, p. 228
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) German philosopher, poet, composer, cultural critic, and classical philologist
Source: Sämtliche Werke: Kritische Studienausgabe in 15 Einzelbänden