
“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
Philip B. Crosby, quoted in: Tim Oberle (2013), Process Techniques for Engineering High-Performance Materials. p. 353
“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
“There's nothing I can't live with. Only things I won't live without.”
Source: Shadowfever
“I can't live by your rules, man!”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
There is no indication that Einstein said this. According to Quote Investigator, the earliest publication of a quote similar was in a collection of articles about manufacturing in 1966, when an employee of the Stainless Processing Company wrote a piece titled "The Manufacturing Manager's Skills." The article attributed the quote to an unnamed professor at Yale, by saying, "If I had only one hour to solve a problem, I would spend up to two-thirds of that hour in attempting to define what the problem is." (See, 1966, The Manufacturing Man and His Job by Robert E. Finley and Henry R. Ziobro, "The Manufacturing Manager's Skills" by William H. Markle (Vice President, Stainless Processing Company, Chicago, Illinois), Start Page 15, Quote Page 18, Published by American Management Association, Inc., New York. Verified on paper). https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/05/22/solve/
Disputed
Variant: If I had an hour to solve a problem I'd spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and 5 minutes thinking about solutions.
“Fantasy is an 'F' word that hopefully the five second delay won't do anything with”
After receiving the Best Picture Oscar for "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" at the 76th Academy Awards
“Keep your stupid rules
I don't know how to use it
Keep your bad news
I won't read itǃ”