Nasreddin (1208–1284) philosopher, Sufi and wise man from Turkey, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes
Dan Keding, Elder Tales: stories of wisdom and courage from around the world (2008), ISBN 1591585945, p. 151
Letter to his wife, Olga Knipper Chekhov (April 20, 1904)
Letters
Nasreddin (1208–1284) philosopher, Sufi and wise man from Turkey, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes
Dan Keding, Elder Tales: stories of wisdom and courage from around the world (2008), ISBN 1591585945, p. 151
“I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.”
Marian Keyes Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
Source: Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
“You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.”
Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006)
“Baby carrots are making me gay.”
Stephen Colbert book I Am America (And So Can You!)
Source: I Am America
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Strategic Grill Locations
“God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top.”
Greg Giraldo (1965–2010) American comedian
Flavor Flav Comedy Central Roast (2007)
“The carrot is a happy and harmonious society, the only stick is shame.”
Helen Clark (1950) 37th Prime Minister of New Zealand
On the 2015 United Nations Climate Change Conference goals – Reuters https://uk.reuters.com/article/development-goals-summit-idUKL5N11T4OC20150923 (23 September 2015)