“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.”
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As quoted in Monk Magazine (1992-10).
Interviews (1989-1994), Print

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“Maybe the world.. has run out of room.. for monsters.”
Swamp Thing (1983–1987)

“Man cries, his tears dry up and run out. So he becomes a devil, reduced to a monster.”

Eu, no fundo, não invento nada. Sou apenas alguém que se limita a levantar uma pedra e a pôr à vista o que está por baixo. Não é minha culpa se de vez em quando me saem monstros.
Quoted in the article Literatura: Saramago doutor honoris causa da Universidade Autónoma Madrid. Published by Rádio Mirasado. (March 15th, 2007)