“Who are you? Nobody. Who is Porridge? THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON THERE IS.”

“No, there are three people in a marriage, there's the woman, there's the man, and there's what I call the third person, the most important, the person who is composed of the man and woman together.”

“A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.”

“The most important person you can ever talk to is yourself, so be careful what you say.
The most important person that you will evaluate is yourself, so be careful what you think.
The most important person you will love is yourself, so be careful what you do.”

“Nobody's easier to fool, than the person who is convinced that he is right.”

“I am nobody! Who are you? Are you a nobody, too?”

“The most important person is the one you are with in this moment.”

“the greatest evil perpetrated is the evil committed by nobodies, that is, by human beings who refuse to be persons”

“You are who you are when nobody's watching.”

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.”