“The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.”
Source: Artemis Fowl
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Eoin Colfer 185
Irish author of children's books 1965Related quotes

“If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”
What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All, Simon and Schuster, 2003, ISBN 0743244532, p. 101.
Yogiisms

Source: The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty, & War (2002), p. 18.

Il y avait un nombre important de questions que je m'étais posées et, comme vous le savez, lorsqu'on se pose vraiment les questions, on donne de meilleures réponses que si l'on se contente de lire les réponses convenues.
explaining how he came to write his textbook on quantum mechanics, in Descente au coeur de la matière, an interview edited by [Stéphane Deligeorges, Le monde quantique, Editions du Seuil, Sciences et Avenir, 1984, 2020089084, 111]

Homecoming saga, The Memory Of Earth (1992)

47 : The Question and its Answer, p. 78.
The Everything and the Nothing (1963)
“It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.”
Source: The Sweetest Thing