“If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.”

“How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

“If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.”

“Man makes plans… and God laughs.”

“People plan, God laughs.”

“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.”

“Unbelievable," I said. "First you wanted to hide her away to keep you alive. Now you actually want her out in the world to use her compulsion for your own psycho plans.”

“The composer makes plans, music laughs.”

“I want to tell her revenge is a devil you don’t want to worship. In destroying your enemy you become it.”

“It's like you have a plan and someone comes along and makes you want to change it all, but you still like your first plan, no matter how fantastic the second one makes you feel.”