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Scott Adams – rysownik amerykański, twórca Dilberta, bohatera wielu jego książek i pasków komiksowych. Autor książek z przymrużeniem oka traktujących pracę w wielkiej amerykańskiej firmie. Zanim zaczął zarabiać na życie jako rysownik, sam pracował jako kasjer, programista, analityk finansowy, czy product manager w Crocker National Bank. Jest autorem wielu książek, m.in. filozoficznej książki „God's debris” .

Jest wegetarianinem i członkiem Mensy. Wikipedia  

✵ 8. Czerwiec 1957   •   Natępne imiona سكوت آدامز, 史考特·亞當斯
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Scott Adams: Cytaty po angielsku

“Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.”

"Menus: Caesar [Salad http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14]
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“This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you’re doing now probably isn’t working either.”

"Menus: Scott’s Favorite Pasta", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.”

DNRC Newsletter #57, 2004-10-28 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter57.html,

“Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.”

Dilbert Blog, Good News Day, 2006-10-24, http://web.archive.org/20061107120053/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html, 2006-11-07 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/good_news_day.html,

“My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.”

"Phone", 2010-09-03, Scott Adams Blog, 2011-09-30 https://www.scottadamssays.com/2010/09/03/phone/,

“Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons”

Title of book, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons (1995)

“The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.”

Dilbert blog, The Benefits of Getting Old, http://web.archive.org/20061111154839/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html, 2006-11-11 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/08/benefits_of_get.html,

“If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.”

"Menus: Portabella Mushroom", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Our salmon sandwiches are so good you’ll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don’t.”

"Menus: Blackened Salmon Sandwich", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“Communism is the most painful path between capitalism and capitalism.”

Dilbert https://dilbert.com/strip/1989-12-12, Tuesday December 12, 1989

“Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.”

[Twitter, 8 August 2021, https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1424352326177853442]
Miscellaneous

“Never laugh when you're being sarcastic. It will ruin the effect. If you feel the uncontrollable need to giggle, wait until your boss says something hilarious, such as, "Is this only Wednesday? It feels like Friday already!"”

Scott Adams książka The Joy of Work

Źródło: Then you can throw back your head, open your mouth like you're about to swallow a live porpoise, and laugh like a naked teenager in a field full of pussy willows. Sincerity like that will make your sarcasm all the more convincing.
Źródło: Books, The Joy of Work (1998)

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