Scott Adams: Cytaty po angielsku
“The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.”
Źródło: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment
“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”
Źródło: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment
“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”
Źródło: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that
helps him get through the day”
Źródło: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment
Źródło: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
Źródło: How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life
“The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.”
Źródło: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
"Menus: Jambalaya", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
DNRC Newsletter #57, 2004-10-28 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter57.html,
“We know the goats are imported because they don’t speak English.”
"Menus: Goat Cheese with Caramelized Pear Dip", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
DNRC Newsletter #58, 2004-11-11 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter58.html,
"Pegs and Holes", 2011-06-15, Scott Adams Blog, 2012-12-03 https://www.scottadamssays.com/2011/06/15/pegs-and-holes/,, quoted in * 2011-06-20 <br class="br">Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Says Rape Is A ‘Natural Instinct’ For Men <br class="br">Huffington Post <br class="br">https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dilbert-creator-scott-adams-on-rape_n_880590
“I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way.”
[Scott Adams talks to Naval Ravikant, YouTube, 8 May 2018, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu4RkmUIfR4] (55:42 of 56:02)
“This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.”
"Menus: Apple-wood Smoked BLT", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“If you don’t believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.”
"Menus: Grilled Salmon", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried.”
"Menus: Spicy Fried Calamari", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it’s self-love, so it won’t help you that much.”
"Menus: Stacey’s Favorite Baked Shells & Cheese", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
Źródło: Dilbert Blog, Quotes, 2007-02-26, http://web.archive.org/20070228095118/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/02/quotes.html, 2007-02-28 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/02/quotes.html,
“We smoke the bacon so you don’t have to.”
"Menus: Free Range California Chicken", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
"Menus: Sea Scallop", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
Restaurant menus <br class="br">Źródło: "Menus: Stacey’s Homemade Soup Of The Day", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, Atttributed to Adams by "About Us", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/about-us.php,
Dilbert blog, My day as a Neanderthal, 2006-10-25, http://web.archive.org/20061107115218/dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/my_day_as_a_nea.html, 2006-11-07 http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/my_day_as_a_nea.html,
“We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.”
"Menus: Risotto of the Day", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.”
"Menus: Spinach Salad with Pacific Fish Cakes", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“I am saying: I see a flame thrower. I think the flame thrower guy wins in the stick fight.”
[Monticello, Justin; Manning, Alex; & Weissmueller, Zach, Dilbert Creator Scott Adams on Donald Trump's "Linguistic Kill Shots", reason.com, 6 October 2015, http://reason.com/reasontv/2015/10/06/donald-trump-is-a-master-wizard]
