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Phil Hartman, właśc. Phillip Edward Hartman – amerykański aktor, artysta grafik i komik urodzony w Kanadzie. Występował w programie Saturday Night Live. 28 maja 1998 został śmiertelnie postrzelony podczas snu w głowę przez swoją żonę Brynn, która następnie popełniła samobójstwo. Osierocili dwoje dzieci. Wikipedia  

✵ 24. Wrzesień 1948 – 28. Maj 1998
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Phil Hartman: 17 cytatów0 Polubień

Phil Hartman: Cytaty po angielsku

“Troy: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and… [Fades]
Homer: What'd he say? What about my car?”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel: That's okay. The box is empty.”

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On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly and Here Comes the Metric System!. Today I will be your narrator in this sex-ed film called Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What.”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.
Marge: Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.
Lionel: I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.”

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On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.”

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On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel: Yeah…if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"…”

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On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night; the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.”

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On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: (on cellphone) I'm sorry your honor, I was listening to the magic voices coming out of your modern invention.”

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On Saturday Night Live, More Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer."”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr Nick: Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody.
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick.”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature… The Road To Victory".”

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On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Your world frightens and confuses me.”

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On Saturday Night Live, As Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

“Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink?
Stewardess: Sorry sir, the head steward said you already had enough.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: But she don't understand, I need this drink. I'm a caveman and I'm frightened by your strange flying machine, so get me another Dewars and water, pronto.
Stewardess: Sorry sir.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Listen, I'll sue you and your WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE!”

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On Saturday Night Live, More Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

“Phil Hartman [singing]:I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT!
Steve Martin: I wouldn't do that, Phil.
Phil Hartman: Okay.”

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On Saturday Night Live

“Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help films as "Smoke Yourself Thin!"”

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and "Get Confident, Stupid!".
On the Simpsons, Troy McClure

“Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know. My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.”

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On Saturday Night Live, As Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer