Fran Lebowitz cytaty

strona 2

„Jeśli jesteś psem i twój właściciel zaproponuje ci włożenie gustownego sweterka – zasugeruj mu gustowny ogonek.”

„Jedzenie jest istotnym składnikiem zrównoważonej diety.”

“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive — you are leaking.”

“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.”

“Should novels generally be 600 pages? No, they should not. Half of writing, maybe 3/4 of writing, is editing. This seems to be a thing that has not gotten through to them. It’s my impression that you could get rid of half of most of these books. These people are not good enough to be this long, but they’re apparently also not good enough to be shorter.”