“People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.”
Lucille Ball (1911–1989) American actress and businesswoman
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“People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.”
Lucille Ball (1911–1989) American actress and businesswoman
“A poet is a musician who can't sing.”
Patrick Rothfuss book The Name of the Wind
Source: The Name of the Wind
“People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.”
Florence Foster Jenkins (1868–1944) American soprano, renowned for her lack of musical skill and singing ability
Attributed without citation in Vernon Alfred Howard, Charm and Speed: Virtuosity in the Performing Arts http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=qLXVeMzOvncC&pg=PA129&dq=%22People+may+say+I+can%27t+sing,+but+no+one+can+ever+say+I+didn%27t+sing.%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=V4nPUqCCMs2ThgeusoGwAw&ved=0CDQQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22People%20may%20say%20I%20can%27t%20sing%2C%20but%20no%20one%20can%20ever%20say%20I%20didn%27t%20sing.%22&f=false (2008), p. 129.
Robert Hayden (1913–1980) American writer and academic
Mourning Poem for the Queen of Sunday (lines 10-13), from Collected Poems (1985)
David Lee Roth (1954) Rock vocalist; lead singer with Van Halen
John Gerome (June 5, 2006) "Roth still 'Runnin' with the Devil' on bluegrass tribute", Associated Press.
Frank Zappa book The Real Frank Zappa Book
"Ben Watson interviews Frank Zappa", in MOJO magazine (October 1993).
Variant: Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read
Source: The Real Frank Zappa Book
Madeline Kahn (1942–1999) American actress
Mel Brooks, reported in Tom Vallance, (December 6, 1999) "Obituary: Madeline Kahn" http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_/ai_n14275712, The Independent <br class="br">About
Artemus Ward (1834–1867) American writer
Artemus Ward, His Travels http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/eafbin2/toccer-eaf?id=Weaf483&tag=public&data=/www/data/eaf2/private/texts&part=0, Lecture (1865).
Sarah Brightman (1960) British soprano, musical theatre actress, and dancer
The Straits Times (Singapore) (2001); on the colour of her eyes.