„Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.“

"Ben Watson interviews Frank Zappa", in MOJO magazine (October 1993).
Variant: Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read
Source: The Real Frank Zappa Book

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American musician, songwriter, composer, and record and fil… 1940 - 1993

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