“The real motivation of bein' a comedian is if you really love the sound of a laugh. And if you love that, you will never want to stop.”

““Abjuring love? Real people don’t do that. Now you’re the one who sounds like someone on a stage. That’s not the real world. Real people follow their hearts, wherever it takes them. Real people refuse to be put into a little tiny box. You can say you love me or you don’t love me, it doesn’t matter; I know you have foresworn nothing except an existence you found intolerable.”
She really did smile this time. “Now you’re making me sound like a heroine. Be honest, Lucius. For all that you go on about the real world with its real people, you don’t really want to live in it, either.””

“Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop”

“The real question is, can you love the real me? Not the perfect person you want me to be, not that image you had of me, but who I really am.”

“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.”

“If you really want to love humanity, then you have to love humanity as it is now.”

“I love you, I'll never stop.”

“Do not judge but love and be loved, if you want to be really happy.”

“When you really want love you will find it waiting for you.”

“That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you’d never want to own or do another thing. That if you could eat or sleep enough, you’d never need more. That if enough people loved you, you’d stop needing love.”