“It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.”
Sydney Smith (1771–1845) English writer and clergyman
Vol. I, ch. 1, p. 15
Lady Holland's Memoir (1855)
Source: As quoted in National Observer (3 February 1964)
“It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.”
Sydney Smith (1771–1845) English writer and clergyman
Vol. I, ch. 1, p. 15
Lady Holland's Memoir (1855)
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
Humphrey Bogart (1899–1957) American actor
Alleged last words, but Bacall denies this. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Source: By Myself and Then Some, Lauren Bacall http://books.google.co.id/books?id=OTCPSdKei_oC&pg=PT308&dq=lauren+bacall+scotch+to+martinis&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Sd7QU-kCiJO4BP-CgIAL&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=goodbye%20kid&f=false,
“An umbrella is of no avail against a Scotch mist.”
James Russell Lowell (1819–1891) American poet, critic, editor, and diplomat
On a Certain Condesceneion in Foreigners
Literary Essays, vol. III (1870-1890)
“To the troops. [Audience cheers as he drinks scotch]”
Ron White (1956) American comedian
Behavioral Problems
Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author
Lyrics, Misc.
“I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body.”
Ron White (1956) American comedian
You Can't Fix Stupid
“… to blow you Scotch beggars back to your native mountains.”
Guy Fawkes (1570–1606) English member of the Gunpowder Plot of 1605
Remark as quoted in "Gunpowder Treason and Plot" (1976) by Cyril Northcote Parkinson. It was said in response to one of the lords of the King's Privy Chamber, who had asked what Fawkes intended to do with such a large amount of gunpowder.