“My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing.”
Joey Comeau (1980) writer
"The girl who couldn't come."
Anthology
Opening lines at many of his concerts and public appearances.
“My problem is that I can't come unless Johnny Cash is playing.”
Joey Comeau (1980) writer
"The girl who couldn't come."
Anthology
“Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.”
Johnny Cash (1932–2003) American singer-songwriter
“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
“Bless me and the maze I'm in!
Hello, thingy spirit.”
Theodore Roethke (1908–1963) American poet
"I Cry, Love! Love!," ll. 20-21
Praise to the End! (1951)
“Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!”
Bobby Heenan (1944–2017) American professional wrestler, professional wrestling commentator and manager
Source: World Wrestling Federation (1984-1993)
“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”
Zach Galifianakis (1969) American actor and comedian
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching Screenwipe, a programme all about television.”
Charlie Brooker (1971) journalist, broadcaster and writer from England
Introductory message on every episode of Screenwipe, usually said in an odd way (for example, with Brooker slapping himself as he says it).
Screenwipe
William Gibson Blue Ant trilogy
She doesn't leave a message.
Source: Blue Ant trilogy, Pattern Recognition (2003), Chapter 36, "The Dig" (Parkaboy's outgoing message)