“(on his twin sister) "Join us next week… where Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body.."”

“Each of us must live off the fruit of his thoughts in the future, because what you think today and tomorrow, next month and next year, you will mold your life and determine your future. You are guided by your mind.”

“(to Liam) "No, don't be sorry [for yourself]." (twin sister finishes for him)”

“He was a young driver,
just out on his second job.
And he was carrying the next day's pasty fruits
for everyone in that coal-scarred city
where children play without despair
in backyard slag-piles and folks manage to eat each day
about thirty thousand pounds of bananas…”

“Satire in the US has been killed off by the twin tyrannies of political correctness and affirmative action.”

“Tori joined us for dinner --in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it.”

“My mumsie and my popsie both died years before I was born, and my sister and my uncle were identical twins, which is probably more than you can say for yourself.”

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.”

“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”