Chuck Palahniuk book Invisible Monsters
Variant: You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.
Source: Invisible Monsters
“Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.”
— Woody Allen, book Getting Even
Getting Even (1971), My Philosophy
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