“Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.”

“Double damn. I was a harlot. I was a freaking vampire hussy.”

“I'm sorry about the dinner."
"Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.”

“In Serie A the best are Chiellini and Bonucci. They always know what to do. The best in the world is Thiago Silva.”

“i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver stars of david? chopped liver? check for eighteen dollars?”

“Sometimes it felt like her life was a series of falls from ever-greater heights.”

“If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.”

“A true freak cannot be made. A true freak must be born.”

“A series of ever-decreasing splashes drip and plop into black water… thus the beginning of the film is reprised.”

“You seem a lot like me," he said. "You don't gawk at me like I'm a freak."

"I'll kick anyone who does."

"I think you already did. Or at least smacked him with a tennis racket."

-Alexander and Raven, Vampire Kisses, Pg.127, The Beginning”