“Wow. What'd he do to deserve that? Rescue orphans from a burning building? If so, you might want to make sure he didn't set the building on fire in the first place.”
Source: Frostbite
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William Burges (1827–1881) English architect
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Mere Christianity (1952)
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
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Variant: Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Source: Jingo